Saturday, November 14, 2009

The Princess and the Frog

Okay. Look at this trailer.


This thing has been defacing Chicago buses and trains ever since the CGI Astro Boy thankfully left us.

Thoughts:
1) Doesn't this trailer imply that Disney knows - and they know that you know - their CGI pictures (save Meet the Robinsons) were unambiguously piles of rat shit?
2) Why are all the movies referenced from the 90's?
2) Why the fuck is this "Shrek-except-she's-tiny"?
3) How come the logotype is CG bullcrap?

Fuck this shit. Randy Newman can't save it. I wish he could.

1 comments:

Toby Jones said...

The reason why it only mentions 90's Disney animated features is because their audience is people who saw The Little Mermaid or whatever when they were kids and now have kids of their own to buy merchandise for. It's a "retro-revival", like Mega Man 9, except with a racist depiction of a Cajun firefly.